I fucking hate Valentine’s Day. It’s a fucking stupid waste of money. People always assume you’re totally bitter if you say that. But nope, you can be quite happy in a relationship, or happy in your single-dom and still think it’s a fucking stupid day.
Total waste of money.
P.S. I think I did the same blog last year. I did, because I’ve always thought this is a dumb day, and I’ve never got why it’s so popular.
So, I’m lying here thinking about drunk people. Like, how can some people get so unbelievably drunk that they pass the fuck out and then choke on their own vomit? I’m more wondering how people can get so drunk that they piss themselves, though. I seriously don’t understand how that happens. I’d have alcohol poisoning well before the point of me being that stupidly intoxicated.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been so drunk that I’ve thought if I went to sleep that night, I was going to die of liver failure rather than wake up…but I’ve never been so drunk I’ve just fallen asleep and pissed myself. (Note to children: DO NOT DRINK! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!).
So, in conclusion, if that ever happens to you: you are an idiot and should probably never drink.
Yesterday my sister wanted me to take a picture and name and shame some cunt who had parked so badly (and illegally), that he nearly caused an accident. I got all excited because she remembered my blog even existed haha.
Unfortunately, the douchebag in question drove away just before we got to it. But either way it proved the point that most drivers are completely self-centred shits who don’t give a flying fuck about anyone other than themselves!!
In case you can’t see clearly – that’s a picture of a poster saying ‘should students pay fees?’ and above it someone has written ‘education is a right not a priveledge!’.
Er, you’re a prize twat! You clearly don’t even deserve to be at university, since you can’t even spell correctly!!
What an arsewipe!
