Category Archives: WTF

Spam Comments

Posted by lolla on

Yeah, what the hell even is that?? I preferred when spammers at least tried to write words. I can hit random keys on the keyboard too, look: fkdghfjfgflkdhvdnglfgjgjfjglknfg. yaaaay…

These were actually from my other blog. I guess it’s my constant use of the word cunt that attracts the spammers.
P.S. If you click on the picture it enlarges it to a size where you can actually read it.

Drunk

Posted by lolla on

So, I’m lying here thinking about drunk people. Like, how can some people get so unbelievably drunk that they pass the fuck out and then choke on their own vomit? I’m more wondering how people can get so drunk that they piss themselves, though. I seriously don’t understand how that happens. I’d have alcohol poisoning well before the point of me being that stupidly intoxicated.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been so drunk that I’ve thought if I went to sleep that night, I was going to die of liver failure rather than wake up…but I’ve never been so drunk I’ve just fallen asleep and pissed myself. (Note to children: DO NOT DRINK! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!).
So, in conclusion, if that ever happens to you: you are an idiot and should probably never drink.

Sooo, This Is The Spam Email I Just Got

Posted by lolla on

I don’t even…. just what???

I am really attracted to your pictures you posted on your page
I know you don’t know me but I’m looking to meet some new people
Instead of replying to this mail, just go on MSN msger my names madison21laws@hotmail.com
Add me and send me a line I’ll be on all day I am off work
Xo Maddy

—–Forwarded Message—–
From: Madison
To: Undisclosed recipients
Sent: Sun, Jan 9, 2011 6:44 am
Subject: FW: A powerful prayer

This is neat. With strength and determination like his, he might have done God bless. The poise of the head strikes me at once as indicative of thought and power.

Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.
My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least (4) people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me.
This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive.
There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let’s continue to pray for one another.

The prayer:
Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus’ precious name. Amen.

MAHON [making a grab at Christy.] Come here to me.

he said, “pearl among women! She arrive, but I cannot stay. itself, I’d leave my daughter living single with a little frisky rascal is the

Actually just WHAT???
Normally I’d be pissed at hotmail for having shitty spam filters…but this is just soo random.

ETA:It wasn’t even sent to my email address (i.e. it’s a random address that is sort of similar to mine), anyone care to explain how this keeps happening?? :(