Being A T-Mobile Customer

…means that YOU NEVER GET TO FINISH A CONVERSATION!!

Because they still have the shittest signal in the land.

Feel free to join in, in the comments!!

Tesco

Oh my fucking god people. It is ‘Tesco‘ not ‘tescos‘. Seriously, can people not fucking read or something??
It’s not as if the name is written in giant neon letters above every store or anything…

Asshole!

I imagine these are the thoughts of that car owner:

‘lalalalala nobody else matters but me, so i’m just going to park my car wherever I want. Because only I am important…’

You can’t see from the picture, but the asshole owner of that car parked in a fucking bus stop so we all had to walk onto the road so the driver would see us.

Yo people:

STOP FUCKING PARKING IN BUS STOPS! IT IS FUCKING ILLEGAL!! I HATE YOU BEYOND WORDS!

Fuck You

I fucking hate it when people think they know you so well. And say things like ‘OMG that’s sooo like you’.
Er, what the fuck do you know, you complete twat. Because, in reality, you know fuck all about me.