Why Are We Marketing Android As A “Smartphone”?

I am a not-so-proud owner of a Sony Ericsson X10 mini pro. I’d be lying if I told you “it fucking sucks”, because it’s not that bad…it’s just really crappily made. I’m more than pretty sure (but too lazy to check) that the phone came out after the release of Android 2.2, so why does my phone only have a shit-ly updated version of 2.1?? More to the point: why if you’re not going to allow your customers to put their app’s on their SD cards do you make the internal memory SO FUCKING SMALL???? This isn’t 1997, we do not live in a world of 128MB anymore. What the fuck is wrong with them to think that that is going to be ok with us??

Sincerely, pissed off customer…
(P.S. I know actual techie blogs have covered this, but I’m just annoyed!)

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Tesco

Oh my fucking god people. It is ‘Tesco‘ not ‘tescos‘. Seriously, can people not fucking read or something??
It’s not as if the name is written in giant neon letters above every store or anything…

Asshole!

I imagine these are the thoughts of that car owner:

‘lalalalala nobody else matters but me, so i’m just going to park my car wherever I want. Because only I am important…’

You can’t see from the picture, but the asshole owner of that car parked in a fucking bus stop so we all had to walk onto the road so the driver would see us.

Yo people:

STOP FUCKING PARKING IN BUS STOPS! IT IS FUCKING ILLEGAL!! I HATE YOU BEYOND WORDS!