I don’t know if Nick Clegg’s twitter is real or not, but apparently it auto-replies to you when you mention that shit-heads name.
For example, the other day I tweeted:
And got an auto-response saying:
What in the hell?? I didn’t respond, because that’s not really worth my time, you know.
Point is: if that’s real – does he/his PR team realise that the only time Nick Clegg’s name is ever mentioned it’s to call him a fucking traitor and an asshole?? Since that is all he is!!!
I fucking hate the city of Glasgow. It’s full of complete and utter FREAKS. I’m never alone in town because of these freaks. So, the other day I walked down towards Central Station by myself and within a minute of separating from my friend some total fucking weirdo comes up to me and mumbles excuse me. So, I stop even thinking he must be lost or something and he mumbles something fucking weird to me that sounds like “girl” and I’m like “what??” (but more polite obviously…) and he repeats it and I tell him I can’t understand. Then he talks a bit louder and says “will you be my girlfriend?”.
WHAT IN THE FUCK???????????????? Total fucking weirdo. I said no and walked away. I still don’t understand what the fuck is even wrong with him. Should probably add that although he was weird he did not appear to be at all intoxicated.
You searched for “builders are cunts”. Yes, yes they fucking are! I am not joking when I say you will save yourself a lot of hassle AND MONEY if you just build whateverit is by yourself! …or more reasonably, don’t just go with the guy who gives you the cheapest quote (especially if his name is Paul) because they will completely FUCK YOU OVER. Lesson learned, but unfortunately, not the end of the story 
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I imagine these are the thoughts of that car owner:
‘lalalalala nobody else matters but me, so i’m just going to park my car wherever I want. Because only I am important…’
You can’t see from the picture, but the asshole owner of that car parked in a fucking bus stop so we all had to walk onto the road so the driver would see us.
Yo people:
STOP FUCKING PARKING IN BUS STOPS! IT IS FUCKING ILLEGAL!! I HATE YOU BEYOND WORDS!
