So, I’m lying here thinking about drunk people. Like, how can some people get so unbelievably drunk that they pass the fuck out and then choke on their own vomit? I’m more wondering how people can get so drunk that they piss themselves, though. I seriously don’t understand how that happens. I’d have alcohol poisoning well before the point of me being that stupidly intoxicated.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been so drunk that I’ve thought if I went to sleep that night, I was going to die of liver failure rather than wake up…but I’ve never been so drunk I’ve just fallen asleep and pissed myself. (Note to children: DO NOT DRINK! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!).
So, in conclusion, if that ever happens to you: you are an idiot and should probably never drink.
